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Home » Baby » 8 Funny Baby Onesies for Boys

8 Funny Baby Onesies for Boys

  Written by Feature Editor
  Updated on June 21st, 2023
8 Funny Baby Onesies for Boys

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Every baby boy needs at least one funny baby onesie. It’s the law.

These onesies will have you rolling around laughing and baby is going to look cute too!

These make great baby shower, new baby, birthday or Christmas gifts for the special baby in your life. 

Here are my top eight favorite funny baby onesies for boys.

They’ll surely put a smile on any mom or dad’s face!

1. Always Getting Picked Up 

The way this romper takes the normal bragging and turns into something funny yet literal is just genius. Who doesn’t want to brag about getting picked up all the time?

Funny baby romper

Buy “I’m Always Getting Picked Up by Women” here


2. Mother Sucker

This onesie takes the literal and makes it funny. Any breastfeeding mom with a sense of humor is going to love this hilarious one-piece bodysuit.

Romper with unique wordplay

Buy “Mother Sucker” here


3. iPood

We live in a technology-driven world. Music is life. Phones are not to be put down. Which is why you need this onesie. It takes the icon and turns it into real life. It will definitely make you smile.

One-piece bodysuit for baby boys

Buy “Ipood” here


4. Not Tired

Anyone that has children know what it feels like to be tired. Yet, the baby has never-ending energy, which is why this romper is so much fun. If only babies came with an actual dial.

Baby onesie says Not Tired

Buy “Not Tired” here


5. Made in Vachina

If you’re someone who loves wordplay, this one will be a hit. This fun baby romper takes what everyone knows and gives it personality. Perfect for the parent with a wicked sense of humor.

One-piece bodysuit

Buy “Made in Vachina” here


6. Milk Drunk

Ready to laugh? Babies are so funny when they are milk drunk, but this takes it to the next level. You may know of a new dad that would love this. They’ll probably think this is the funniest thing they have ever seen.

Funny one piece bodysuit

Buy “I’m Tit Faced” here


7. I Shat Upon My Pantaloons

This funny one-piece bodysuit is the perfect example of taking the polite and turning it into something that is fun yet true. After all, it is something that you deal with multiple times a day, so why not make it funny?


Onesie for baby boys with funny quote
Buy “I Shat Upon My Pantaloons” here


8. Party at My Crib

Well, you know if you are up going to be up anyway, then why not have a little fun. Just don’t forget to bring your own bottle.

Baby romper crib party

Buy ” Party! My Crib” here


Having a baby is one the biggest blessings in your life, but that doesn’t mean you have to give up your sense of humor.

In fact, you are going to need it more than ever.

I hope that this list of funny onesies for boys has given you some great ideas for what to buy for baby!

Which one is your favorite?

 

 

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